RE: Identifying a computer

["Jason Balicki" <kodak () frontierhomemortgage com>]

> 1) Sniff the traffic and get the mac address
> 2) Look up the mac on your switch and find out what port it is on
> 3) disable the port or go yank it out of the wall.

4) locate other end of cable
5) whip guilty party with said cable until guilty party passes out
6) tie up guilty party with said cable
7) lock guilty party in supply closet
8) demand "it will put the lotion on it's skin, or it gets the cat-5 again"

You won't have any more trouble with the guilty party.

No, no, I'm not bitter.

--J(K) 


---------------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------------------