Re: Twinkipocalypse averted

[Rich Kulawiec <rsk () gsp org>]

I have an alternate solution, which I think would be quite effective.
Unfortunately, sadly, tragically, it's not legal.  Pity.  However:

Given that they were trying to hand out executive bonuses while
simultaneously laying off workers, I would suggest decapitating the
corporate officers and permanently mounting their heads on iron posts
outside corporate HQ as a subtle reminder to their successors.  I realize
that this would incur a one-time expense -- and I have no idea what
the current market rates are for quality executioners, although iron
posts are quite cheap -- but on the other hand, the resulting decrease
in compensation (inluding bonuses) should be far more than adequate to
cover it.

Now I realize that this is lenient, perhaps excessively so.  But in
an effort to promote a kinder, gentler society I think we can afford
the luxury of extending mercy to them far greater than they have ever
demonstrated.

---rsk
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