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Re: will the real budweiser please stand up? [was: Australian beer? WHAT Australian beer?!]
From: "Stephen J. Smoogen" <smooge () gmail com>
Date: Sun, 15 Jan 2006 11:58:23 -0700
On 1/14/06, Rob, grandpa of Ryan, Trevor, Devon & Hannah <rMslade () shaw ca> wrote:
Date sent: Sat, 14 Jan 2006 11:49:22 +0200 From: Gadi Evron <ge () linuxbox org>In the US it's just another one of them mass/pop/lame beers.. but hey, it's still beer.. according to some.Now, now. We have been poking fun at USian beer. One thing about US beer is that it is extremely pure, having been passed through a special organic filter. It's called a horse.
No sadly. That is a high class U.S. beer like Coors. Budweiser only uses its horses for its commercials. The process to make many US beers is the following: Produce large quantities of 99-44/100% pure alcohol from US Feed Corn. [It used to be made from sugar, but alas it has gotten too expensive due to import fees.] Mix with oatmeal or similar products. Feed to large quantity of Rhesus Monkeys (Higher quality beers will actually send this mixture to football stadiums and use humans instead.) The mixture coming out can be called a beer that can be drunk and recycled several times to get various qualities of American Beer: Top -> Lowest of US Mass Produced American Beer using Monkeys Budweiser Michelob Pabst Blue Ribbon Schlitz Miller Keystone Old Milwaukee Best Generic Beer [Comes in White or Yellow labels with the word BEER on it.] The beers do change in order as each one steals drinkers from another level. Sadly, as many small breweries try to extend their brand by producing more beer, they end up getting in line.. usually before budweiser.. but later may hit Generic Beer. -- Stephen J Smoogen. CSIRT/Linux System Administrator _______________________________________________ Fun and Misc security discussion for OT posts. https://linuxbox.org/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/funsec Note: funsec is a public and open mailing list.
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- Re: Australian beer? WHAT Australian beer?! at least with Germany... [was: Chocolate for Geeks] Gadi Evron (Jan 13)
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- will the real budweiser please stand up? [was: Australian beer? WHAT Australian beer?!] Gadi Evron (Jan 14)
- Re: will the real budweiser please stand up? [was: Australian beer? WHAT Australian beer?!] Rob, grandpa of Ryan, Trevor, Devon & Hannah (Jan 14)
- Re: will the real budweiser please stand up? [was: Australian beer? WHAT Australian beer?!] Stephen J. Smoogen (Jan 15)
- Re: Australian beer? WHAT Australian beer?! at least with Germany... [was: Chocolate for Geeks] H D Moore (Jan 14)
- Re: Australian beer? WHAT Australian beer?! at least with Germany... [was: Chocolate for Geeks] Nick FitzGerald (Jan 14)
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