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FC: Not a joke: Columbian Marxist rebels announce they're Y2K-OK!


From: Declan McCullagh <declan () well com>
Date: Thu, 23 Dec 1999 13:16:41 -0500

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Date: Thu, 23 Dec 1999 13:15:56 -0500
To: Declan McCullagh <declan () well com>
From: Andy Oram <andyo () oreilly com>
Subject: Is this the final Y2K story of the season?

I renounce further attempts at satire. The BBC has done it so much better.
But it can't be a hoax! This is the BBC!

Andy

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/americas/newsid_576000/576212.stm

             Thursday, 23 December, 1999, 11:52 GMT 
             Colombia's rebels ready
             for Y2K 


             Colombia's rebels have upgraded their software



             By Jeremy McDermott in Colombia 

             Colombian Marxist rebels have announced
             they are Y2K ready, unlike the Colombian
             government which is scrambling to beat
             the end of year deadline. 

             The 17,000-strong Revolutionary Armed
             Forces of Colombia, or FARC, which
             control almost 40% of the country, have
             pronounced themselves ready for the turn
             of the millennium. 

                          According to Juan, the FARC
                          systems manager, based in the
                          massive guerrilla safe haven
                          granted by the government for
                          peace talks, the rebel's computers
                          have been upgraded with
                          Windows 2000 and will slip into
                          the new millennium without a
             hitch. 
...
             As well as managing a massive financial
             portfolio, the guerrillas have complex
             intelligence databases and information on
             kidnappings, according to military sources.

             With satellite telephones connected to
             laptop computers, guerrillas are able to
             maintain internet access even in the most
             remote jungle camps. 




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