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From: David Farber <dave () farber net>
Date: Mon, 06 Sep 2004 13:51:20 -0400



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From: Joel Snyder <Joel.Snyder () Opus1 COM>
Date: September 6, 2004 11:52:47 AM EDT
To: dave () farber net
Cc: rforno () infowarrior org
Subject: Re: [IP] Interesting Comcast broadband hype

> Anyone else remotely amused by Comcast's claim on television and in other
> media outlets that it provides "one hundred percent pure broadband" to
> high-speed Internet users?

I think that you really need to consider the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids here. You pinko DSL users are actually using DSL over ATM. As you know, ATM was a plot by the evil United Nations CCITT to fragment and break up the world of data communications by subdividing everything into 53-octet frames. (Even such patriotic and pure companies as IBM were caught up in this facade, viz a via their ill-fated "ATM to the Desk" strategy.)

A true, pure, red-blooded American would be receiving his gun-toting Internet service using Ethernet, standardized by the US-based IEEE, not ATM, which was standardized by some French-speaking, Geneva-headquartered, Eurotrash standards organization like the CCITT.

So when Comcast says "one-hundred percent pure," I think you now know what they're talking about. And don't let the liberal left-leaning media tell you otherwise.

jms

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