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IP: DH virus alert
From: Dave Farber <farber () cis upenn edu>
Date: Fri, 13 Oct 2000 10:32:20 -0400
Date: Fri, 13 Oct 2000 09:09:07 -0500 From: Weisberg <weisberg () texoma net> Organization: Internet Texoma The following alert was issued in response to the condition described by Gov. George W. Bush in Wednesday's presidential debate. In that debate, Mr. Bush identified a malady "where a child can walk in and have their heart turned dark as a result of being on the Internet and walk in and decide to take somebody else's life." http://www.debates.org/transcripts/textfiles/CPD_Debate_3_Final_Transcript_(English).txt --------------------------------- ALERT!!! A new Internet virus has been identified by someone seeking to be the highest U.S. authority on the subject. The resulting condition has been dubbed "Darkened Heart" (or, DH), and is characterized by a penchant for wearing trench coats, reading neo-Nazi literature, building bombs and shooting up schools. The rampage at Columbine is attributed to DH (hence, to accessing the Internet). New legislative proposals to fix perceived defects in the current Internet system causing such disease should be introduced in late January. In the mean time, citizens are urged to use extreme caution in allowing Internet access by persons likely to be influenced by erroneous or objectionable thoughts. And, governments are urged to institute rigorous programs to scan Internet content for offending materials and review Internet tools to determine if they may be used for improper purposes. The safest policy remains "just say no." If in doubt as to your own resistance, don't use the Internet. And, definitely, don't let children use it. This alert does not apply to persons who have been inoculated against wrong thinking and questionable behavior. Such persons are encouraged to continue their safe use of the Internet, especially in furtherance of proper political goals. The heart condition from which they are more likely to suffer, Hardening-of-the-Heart (HOTH), is not a variant of the virus which is the subject of this alert. Indeed, there are some who argue that HOTH may be ameliorated through "liberal" exposure to the Internet. Please pass this alert on to others who may be exposed to the risk of DH.
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