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for fun Today's WSJ
From: David Farber <farber () central cis upenn edu>
Date: Thu, 30 Dec 1993 19:03:08 -0500
from a IP reader Today's WSJ had one of those year-end, tongue-in-cheek, faux-headline that we "could be seeing" in 1994. Among the best: NORTH KOREA ATTACKS SOUTH KOREA WITH CRUISE MISSILES - Warren Christopher Urges Caution COLIN POWELL ANNOUNCES GOP CANDIDACY GERGEN LEAVES WHITE HOUSE POST TO JOIN POWELL CAMPAIGN - 'I was never actually a Democrat either' Declares White House Staffer OZONE HOLE WIDENS -Christopher Urges Caution STEPHANOPOLUS, STREISAND TO WED CLINTON HEALTH PLAN CLEARS SENATE - A.M.A. Announces Move to Mexico City CRAY, APPLE ANNOUNCE MERGER -Crapple to Make Really Smart P.C.'s DISGRUNTLED POSTMASTER GENERAL OPEN FIRE DURING BOARD MEETING -Was Apparently Upset By complaints About New 45-Digit Zip Code NIKKEI REBOUNDS - But Poll Shows That 97% of Americans Still Think It Is A Running Shoe PEROT COMPLAINS NO ONE CARES ABOUT HIS VIEWS - Offers $5 To Viewers Who Call In To His TV Show Hitch:They Must Praise Him, Urge Him To Run CHRISTOPHER KIDNAPPED -Clinton Urges Caution
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