Re: U.S. to replace color-coded terror threat alerts

[phester <funsec () armorfirewall com>]

On Wed, 26 Jan 2011, Rob, grandpa of Ryan, Trevor, Devon & Hannah wrote:

> http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE70P96520110126
>
> "The Department of Homeland Security will replace the widely pilloried color-
> coded warning system for terrorism threats with more targeted alerts to the public"
>
> Under the new system, the current threat level will be "we want you to be scared
> enough not to question anything we do, but not so terrified that you stop working
> and paying taxes."


The New Terror Alert System

1 Sheep - You have been randomly selected for a pat-down.
2 Sheep - It's no more dangerous than a chest x-ray.
3 Sheep - It's nothing your own doctor wouldn't do.
4 Sheep - [Redacted]
5 Sheep - You may feel some discomfort while the device is inserted.
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