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Re: 95% of User Generated Content is spam or malicious


From: Benjamin Brown <optikali () gmail com>
Date: Thu, 11 Feb 2010 12:07:33 -0500

That reminds me of a Bash.org quote:

<wolf> 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
<wolf> 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
<wolf> 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
       Reply Mail Envelope.
<wolf> 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you
hold
       in your hand.
<wolf> 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
       whistling.
<wolf> I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
       telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
       then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased
that
       they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says
       Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that
your
       business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
<wolf> Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
       added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
       so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
       the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back.
After
       yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
       demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
       very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.



On Thu, Feb 11, 2010 at 11:44 AM, Ned Fleming <ned () kaw us> wrote:

On Wed, 10 Feb 2010 14:55:09 -0800, "Randy Abrams" <abrams () eset com>
wrote:

Actually, if you live in the US you can opt out of most junk mail. Check
with you post office.


Ah, but there can be a benefit to receiving junk snail mail.

It's been years since I read this, but there was this fellow (in
Massachusetts? Maine? New Hampshire?) who deliberately had as much
junk mail sent to him as possible.

The mail he actually wanted to read he had addressed to a PO box,
which he picked up every day.

So what did he do with the 10 bags of junk email he received every
day? He burned it. He used it to heat his house. The US postal service
was merely the delivery agent for his fuel.

Al Gore would have frowned, had he been on his high horse ten years
ago. I admired the man's ingenuity.

Ned


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