Re: get the TSA back

[Gadi Evron <ge () linuxbox org>]

On 1/11/10 3:58 AM, Erik Harrison wrote:
> TSA: "Nine times out of ten, it's an electric razor but, every once and
> a while, it's a dildo. Of course, it's company policy never to imply
> ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article
> A dildo, never your dildo."

If it was me, I would say it was my dildo every time. It would be 
interesting to see their faces, but more importantly, if it's not mine, 
it might be a terrorist who put it in my bag. Bad idea: an exploded bag, 
a cavity search and 3 hours to 3 days later...

        Gadi.


> On Sun, Jan 10, 2010 at 8:21 PM, phester <funsec () armorfirewall com
> <mailto:funsec () armorfirewall com>> wrote:
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>     On Mon, 11 Jan 2010, Gadi Evron wrote:
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>      > http://www.applegeeks.com/lite/index.php?aglitecomic=2010-01-08
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>     I've considered carrying a bag of dildoes when I fly. I imagine a
>     conversation something like this;
>
>     TSA: What's this?!?
>
>     Me: A bunch of dildoes.
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>     TSA: Why are you carrying a bunch of dildoes?
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>     Me: It makes me feel safe.
>
>     TSA: How does a bunch of dildoes make you feel safe?
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>     Me: I've been asking the same thing since they created the TSA.
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