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Re: Notice to all employees
From: "Valdis' Mustache" <security.mustache () gmail com>
Date: Sat, 28 Feb 2009 00:53:27 -0500
Steve: I consulted your site at http://www.bytebusters.com/ for more information about these new policies and how they might impact your employees and prospective customers, but only found an announcement regarding a trojan horse in OpenSSH. Please expound further on these initiatives, and see if you can work a POOP or QUEEF acronym in if possible. Your humble servant, Le Mustache du Valdis On Fri, Feb 27, 2009 at 9:42 PM, Stephen Menard <smenard () nbnet nb ca> wrote:
-------- Original Message -------- Subject: FW: Notice to all employees Date: Fri, 27 Feb 2009 15:42:20 -0300 Subject: Notice to all employees Date: Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:06:14 -0500 Dear employees, Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW programme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Eamings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle. Sincerely, The Managemt --------------------------------------- footers removed <http://www.microsoft.com/windows/windowslive/products/messenger.aspx> _______________________________________________ Full-Disclosure - We believe in it. Charter: http://lists.grok.org.uk/full-disclosure-charter.html Hosted and sponsored by Secunia - http://secunia.com/
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Current thread:
- Notice to all employees Stephen Menard (Feb 27)
- Re: Notice to all employees Valdis' Mustache (Feb 27)
- Re: Notice to all employees Peter Besenbruch (Feb 27)
- Re: Notice to all employees James Matthews (Feb 28)