Mostly Off Topic: Teach me how to hack etcetera.

[core () bokeoa com (Charles Stevenson)]

ppan, or anyone else who would like me to work magic and turn them into 
a "hacker" overnight without years of effort on their part... read this 
(must resort to form letter ;) (kill many birds with one stone since I 
hate replying off lists to every johnny-come-lately),

I am pretty busy with life outside the computer. You know playing disc 
golf and trying to get laid and everything else a fine looking young 
bachelor should be doing with their idle hours. If you have any specific 
questions I can answer them. I'm not really sure what you want help 
with. So here's some links to go read if you are talking about "hacking":

http://www.acm.org/
http://ouah.bsdjeunz.org/textes10b.html
http://freshmeat.net/
http://www.psycom.net/iwar.1.html
http://www.twistedinternet.com/
http://www.opennet.ru/english.shtml
http://www.astalavista.com/
http://www.undergroundnews.com/
http://security-archive.merton.ox.ac.uk/
http://www.phrack.org/
http://nsi.org/
http://community.core-sdi.com/~juliano/
http://www.digitaloffense.net/
http://www.net-security.org/index.php
http://www.linuxsecurity.com/
http://lsd-pl.net/
http://www.team-teso.net/
http://www.hack3r.com/
http://www.hackers.com/
http://www.securiteam.com/

Or if you don't like the small selection I've cut 'n' pasted from my 
bookmarks then ask Google. It's got more information than everyone on 
this list combined could read 8 hours a day for the rest of their lives. 
Anyways, so, if you just want a handout I don't have time! Go read and 
learn to teach yourself. Or ask me questions that have finite answers.

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peace,
core

P.S. Stripey, I still luff j00... ;pppppp

-- 
   Charles Stevenson (core) <core () bokeoa com>
   Lab Assistant, College of Eastern Utah San Juan Campus
   http://www.bokeoa.com/~core/core.asc