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Re: I don't need no stinking firewall!
From: Jorge Amodio <jmamodio () gmail com>
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 2010 22:04:42 -0600
- A firewall is a partition structure that normally consists of two side walls with a fire retardant material between them. - A firewall does not prevent a fire. - A firewall does not extinguish a fire. - A firewall only delays the propagation of a fire event to the other side. - The characteristics and properties of each side are independent and not necessary equal. - A firewall eventually gets on fire. - Fire retardant performance is dependent on type of fire and subject to change without notice. - A firewall does not prevent against monkeys with matchboxes. - In the event of a fire locate the nearest exit. - Use the exit and wait in a safe place for the arrival of trained personnel to extinguish the fire. - Clean up the mess and get rid of the monkey. - Apply to computer networks as necessary. Cheers Jorge
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