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Re: Weather forecast for OTlympics


From: "Tomas L. Byrnes" <tomb () byrneit net>
Date: Sat, 13 Feb 2010 11:36:34 -0800

I love two things about this:

"For example, my uniform is made entirely from recycled bottles,"
Kettlitz said.

Only Corporate "Greens" would try to make plastic clothing cool.
Polyester and the '70s were a fashion foul the first time around, and
nothing has changed.

And there is no Global Warming, at least not for the last 10 years. And
there may not be for another 10.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7376301.stm

http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=va&aid=10783

That isn't saying anything about the longer term trend, just that, even
if you believe in AGW, it isn't to blame for the lack of snow @ Whistler
this year.

What the Olympics need is a visit from Al Gore: 

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/mar/04/the-gore-effect/


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Subject: [funsec] Weather forecast for OTlympics

If you have been following Olympic coverage at all, you will know that
the big
story of these games is not the doping, not the cost overruns (and the
hidden
ones, pushing cost per capita to $2K for every man, woman, and child
in
BC), not
the over-eager border guards, Not the implicit fight between the
region
and one of
the major sponsors (
http://links.cbc.ca/a/l.x?T=jncickgambkkiicafkinlonldeho&M=34 ), not
the idiots
trying to get some press time out of this by predicting an influx of
"hackers" (

http://www.vancouversun.com/Games+sure+bring+gold+medal+hackers+town+ex
pe
rt+war ns/2544449/story.html ), and not the massive security presence
(heard last
night of cancer patient who, because of airport security, will not be
allowed to
come to Vancouver for treatment during the games), but the weather.

http://www.cbc.ca/bc/features/roadtothegames/weather.html


http://www.vancouversun.com/technology/Weekend+forecast+gloomy+slushy+C
yp
ress+events/2549879/story.html

Snow being trucked in from two different mountain ranges to try and
get
something on the tiny run on Cypress.  Fog thick enough to cancel
practice
sessions on Whistler.  My wife has taken to referring to the Spring
Olympics.
Freestyle slushboarding.  Mud luge.  Figure skidding.  Giant downhilll
(blind) slide.
And, as for Vancouver:

Text Forecast: Issued at  5.00 AM PST Wednesday 10 February 2010
Today..Cloudy. Rain beginning this morning. Amount 5 mm. Becoming
windy late
this afternoon. High 7. Tonight..Rain ending this evening then
cloudy
with 60
percent chance of showers. Amount 5 mm. Windy. Temperature steady
near 6.
Thursday..Rain. Amount 20 mm. Becoming windy. High 9.
Friday..Periods
of rain.
Low 6. High 10. Saturday..Periods of rain. Low 6. High 9.
Sunday..Cloudy with 70
percent chance of showers. Low plus 5. High 9. Monday..Cloudy with
30
percent
chance of showers. Low plus 4. High 9. Tuesday..Cloudy with 30
percent chance of
showers. Low plus 4. High 9. Normals for the period..Low plus 1.
High
8.

(Last week we had some lovely sun.  Too bad it's all gone now.)

In true Canadian fashion, we will apologize all over the place for the
lousy weather.

In reality, this is working out just the way we planned it.

Let's face it, Vancouver doesn't do snow.  I can recall, 30 years ago,
driving down
the main drag, looking at the North Shore Mountains, and seeing the
giant brown
patch on Grouse Mountain with absolutely no snow at all.  Feb. 6, it
was.  At the
time, I was listening to a news report about snow falling in Miami.

All you have to do, to track the El Nino cycles, is to track the
pattern of
bankruptcies of the North Shore ski hills.  They happen regularly.
So,
years back,
the Powers-That-Be looked at the cycles, extended them, and realized
that 2010
would be a no-snow year.  Perfect.  Book the games!  (In the interim,
this forecast
has been solidified by the global warming trend.)

(We could not have predicted that Intrawest, the owner of most of the
Whistler
resorts, would have gotten itself into embarrassing financial trouble
right before
the games.  That the new [American] owners went bankrupt, and then
made
stupid
statements all over the press about shuttering the place and holding
an
auction
during the games, was just icing on the cake.)

We made sure of having a cold winter last year so that everything is
late blooming
this year.  Normally the place would be covered in cherry and
forsythia
blassoms.
This year, dead sticks.

See, if we are going to have the TV (and Web) cameras of the entire
world here
for two weeks, we don't want to have the place looking its best.
Everybody would
want to move here.  Sorry, but we don't have room for you all.

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