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Re: UTTER HORSESHIT: [was January 15 is Personal Firewall Day, help the cause]
From: "Mike Shaw" <mike () shawnuff net>
Date: Thu, 15 Jan 2004 07:38:34 -0800
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- RE: UTTER HORSESHIT: [was January 15 is Personal Firewall Day, help the cause], (continued)
- RE: UTTER HORSESHIT: [was January 15 is Personal Firewall Day, help the cause] Erik van Straten (Jan 15)
- RE: Flawed arguments (Was all that other crap about PFW day) Paul Schmehl (Jan 15)
- RE: Flawed arguments (Was all that other crap about PFW day) Erik van Straten (Jan 16)
- Re: UTTER HORSESHIT: [was January 15 is Personal Firewall Day, help the cause] Mary Landesman (Jan 15)
- Re: UTTER HORSESHIT: [was January 15 is Personal Firewall Day, help the cause] Ron DuFresne (Jan 15)
- Re: UTTER HORSESHIT: [was January 15 is Personal Firewall Day, help the cause] Kenton Smith (Jan 15)
- Re: UTTER HORSESHIT: [was January 15 is Personal Firewall Day, help the cause] Ron DuFresne (Jan 16)
- Re: UTTER HORSESHIT: [was January 15 is Personal Firewall Day, help the cause] Mary Landesman (Jan 15)
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