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Re: Excellent host SYN-attack fix for BSD hosts
From: sod () command com inter net (Scriptors of DOOM)
Date: Fri, 11 Oct 1996 21:54:56 GMT
I'm not feeling particularly witty today. In fact, I think I'm feeling somewhat depressed. On the other hand, ppl for HP/UX has a nice big hole, and that always brings a smile to my face. I'm more than willing to bet that it'll make dozens of you happy, too. All of us folks over here at the HP Bug of the Week feel a special appreciation in the knowledge that we're bringing love and joy to the world, all the boys and girls -- joy to the fishies in the deep blue sea, joy to you and me (Sing, God Dammit! Sing it loud so people around you can here you!) So come on over, let the love enter your aching hearts, and sing for joy with your friends at SOD, http://command.com.inter.net/~sod/ where one bug a week is the promise we keep, lest our souls rot in the stinkinest pit o' hell. G'day. SPECIAL NOTE TO OUR FRIENDS AT HP: Hi there! How are you? Fine, I hope. I'd just like to take this opportunity to extend a super-special-spectacular invitation, hell, make that a DOUBLE-super-special-spectacular invitation, to all you folks at HP who make our lives worth living. We appreciate your efforts, and we're all looking forward to having a healthy working relationship with some of your drones, geeks, and marketdroids in the near future. In the meantime, we at the HP Bug of the Week would like to open our hearts and our Web pages to you all. Feel welcome to browse that lil' ol' Web surfer thing to that URL that you see up there and snarf whatever your heart desires. We do it just for you, and for the hopes that one day we'll become multi- billionaires with harems. All we're trying to say, I guess, is that we love you with an endless love and if you would just do us the favor of paying us for the work that we do, we'd love you even more.
Current thread:
- Re: Excellent host SYN-attack fix for BSD hosts Scriptors of DOOM (Oct 11)
- <Possible follow-ups>
- Re: Excellent host SYN-attack fix for BSD hosts Mark Graff (Oct 11)
- Poorly setup news servers Alan Brown (Oct 12)
- HPUX PPP Bug - bugger.ppl Aleph One (Oct 12)
- Re: Poorly setup news servers Bryan Reece (Oct 12)
- Re: Excellent host SYN-attack fix for BSD hosts Avi Freedman (Oct 12)
- Poorly setup news servers Alan Brown (Oct 12)
- Re: Excellent host SYN-attack fix for BSD hosts Charles M. Hannum (Oct 13)
- Re: Excellent host SYN-attack fix for BSD hosts Casper Dik (Oct 14)
- Re: Excellent host SYN-attack fix for BSD hosts Granville Moore (Oct 14)
- Re: Excellent host SYN-attack fix for BSD hosts Vern Paxson (Oct 14)
- Re: Excellent host SYN-attack fix for BSD hosts Jeff Weisberg (Oct 14)
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