Re: SEX (fwd)

[Tim.Herman () GSA GOV (Tim.Herman () GSA GOV)]

I just signed up w/this bugtraq service about a week ago.
Can someone tell me if this is the type of garbage  that is typically sent?

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For good luck.  Hope this isnt too explicit for this full-disclosure list.

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> From <@pg2-srv.wam.umd.edu:choo () wam umd edu> Mon Jan 30 00:04:24 1995
From: Josh Daymont <choo () wam umd edu>
Date: Mon, 30 Jan 1995 18:41:58 -0500
Message-Id: <199501292341.SAA04323 () rac2 wam umd edu>
To: brianr () wam umd edu, cathyb () wam umd edu, cklaus () iss net,
        dorian () oxygen house gov, jndavhum () wam umd edu,
        karl () bagpuss demon co uk, nodelman () wam umd edu, pst () cisco com,
        ridley () nucleus com, samhuin () wam umd edu
Subject: SEX


 
          WITH SEX ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE
 
 
         This paper has been sent to you for good luck.  The
original has been worn out from having passed through the hands of so many
people.  It has travelled around the world 70 times (Dear Reader: please
help keep this count current.  If this letter falls into your hands after
just completing one more circuit of the world, please add one to the
count.)  The luck has now been sent to you.  You will experience great sex
within four days of receiving this letter, provided you send it on.
Since the copy must tour the world, you must make ten copies and send
them to others.  This is no joke.  Send no money.  Send copies to people
who need to get laid within 96 hours. After he passed this letter on, a
Montana Spinach Control Officer got his penis stuck in a cow-milking machine
and had the longest series of orgasms of his life.  John Elliot tried to
--More--pick up a prositute, but, because he broke the chain, was picked up by
the police instead. When they searched his home, they found magazines
of little boys which they showed to his neighbours.  In a suburb of
Paris, Don Loray's trousers were ripped by an unsatisfied erection, 51
days after failing to circulate the letter. However, before this
happened, a condom machine gave him three condoms for the price of one.
(was this the consolation prize?)
Do note the following:  Hebert Pudstrom received the chain in
1953.He asked his secretary to make ten copies and send them out.  A
few days later he encountered her in a red-light district making more than
he had every paid her at work.  General George Patton, who sent the letter
on, saw what he thought was a quarter in the street.  When he bent down to
pick it up, a beautiful woman in a miniskirt walked by, and he got a great
view.  Heywood Daddit, an unemployed chicken choker,
received the letter and forgot that it had to leave his hands within 96
hours. His wife then went bowling with his best friend and never
returned. Later, after finding the letter again, he mailed ten
copies.  A few days later he got a wife and discovered that his old wife,
who he thought was wonderful, had made love to him like a dead salmon for
all these years! Alan Fairchild received the letter and, not believing,
threw the letter away.  Nine days later he spilled hot coffee in his crotch.
In 1987 the letter received by a young woman in Texas was faded and
--More--barely readable, so she did not realize that this paragraph applied to
her. She promised herself she would retype the letter and send it on,
but she put it aside to do later.  She was plagued with problems including
herpes and other venereal diseases she contracted in her futile attempts
to find Mr. Right in a singles bar.  The letter did not leave her hands in 96
hours.  She finally typed the letter and found a man with a 10-inch
penis.
You must distribute at least ten copies within 96 hours of
receiving this letter.  Those who do will find their love lives more
fulfilling.  Those who do not will be doomed to one-night stands with
mechanical devices.
 
 
 
 
 
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