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God of No Mercy Lee Kuan Yew and Teo En Ming


From: "Singapore Citizen Mr. Teo En Ming (Zhang Enming)" <singapore.mr.teo.en.ming () gmail com>
Date: Thu, 27 Mar 2014 23:44:34 +0800

Dear List,

This is a political joke about Singapore's former Prime Minister Mr. Lee Kuan Yew.

/An American tourist was visiting a temple in Singapore when he noticed two statues of a man and a woman by the altar.

He asked the monk what was the significance of the two. The monk explained that in the Chinese system of yin and yang, positives must always be balanced by negatives, and having the two statues ensured that the universal balance was maintained.

"This statue of the woman is the Goddess of Mercy, Kuan-Yin."

"What about the other one?" asked the tourist.

In a hushed voice, the monk said, "This one is the God of No Mercy, Kuan-Yew."/

Source: http://www.talkingcock.com/html/jokexec.php?op=JokeView&lexicon=jokes&jcat=Political

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Yours sincerely,

Singapore Citizen Mr. Teo En Ming (Zhang Enming)

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