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Re: Famous operational issues


From: "Patrick W. Gilmore" <patrick () ianai net>
Date: Mon, 22 Feb 2021 17:21:09 -0500

On Feb 22, 2021, at 7:02 AM, tim () pelican org wrote:
On Thursday, 18 February, 2021 22:37, "Warren Kumari" <warren () kumari net> said:

4: Not too long after I started doing networking (and for the same small
ISP in Yonkers), I'm flying off to install a new customer. I (of course)
think that I'm hot stuff because I'm going to do the install, configure the
router, whee, look at me! Anyway, I don't want to check a bag, and so I
stuff the Cisco 2501 in a carryon bag, along with tools, etc (this was all
pre-9/11!). I'm going through security and the TSA[0] person opens my bag
and pulls the router out. "What's this?!" he asks. I politely tell him that
it's a router. He says it's not. I'm still thinking that I'm the new
hotness, and so I tell him in a somewhat condescending way that it is, and
I know what I'm talking about. He tells me that it's not a router, and is
starting to get annoyed. I explain using my "talking to a 5 year old" voice
that it most certainly is a router. He tells me that lying to airport
security is a federal offense, and starts looming at me. I adjust my
attitude and start explaining that it's like a computer and makes the
Internet work. He gruffly hands me back the router, I put it in my bag and
scurry away. As I do so, I hear him telling his colleague that it wasn't a
router, and that he certainly knows what a router is, because he does
woodwork...

Here in the UK we avoid that issue by pronouncing the packet-shifter as "rooter", and only the wood-working tool as 
"rowter" :)

So wrong.

A “root” server is part of the DNS. A “route” server is part of BGP.


Of course, it raises a different set of problems when talking to the Australians…

Everything is weird down down. But I still like them. :-)

-- 
TTFN,
patrick


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