RE: The season: CHRISTMAS

[Scott Stursa <stursa () acns fsu edu>]

You want operational content? You got it!

On the Twelth Day of Christmas
My network gave to me:
Twelve kiddies scripting
Eleven users spamming
Ten trojans listening
Nine routers crashing
Eight worms still probing
Seven servers DOSing
Six switches freezing
Five flapping routes
Four calling NOCs
Three bad hubs
Two fiber cuts
And a virus on my brand new XP


Enjoy your holiday, whatever it is.

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Scott L. Stursa                                             850/644-2591
Network Security Officer                             stursa () acns fsu edu
Academic Computing and Network Services         Florida State University