Three common lies

[Hank Nussbacher <hank () ibm net il>]

This appeared recently on rec.humor and I figured some people here would
enjoy it:

(1) The check is in the mail
(2) I promise not to come in your mouth
(3) For automatic removal from our emailing list, type
    "remove" in the subject box and email it back to us

Cheers,
Hank