Re: Certified ISP Engineer program announcement

[Ehud Gavron <GAVRON () ACES COM>]

> If you send me $2500 and proof that you know what you are doing, and
> you have at least 5 years experience as an ISP, then I'll send you
> a nice certificate that says you are a certified ISP.

        Business Plan:  To be an ISP.  Our company will sell Internet
                        accounts for less than $15/month. We will have
                        lots of reliable equipment like 486 PCs and
                        Pentium PCs.  We also will have "WEB".

        Experience:     Taco Wrapper, Taco Bell (Jan-Feb 1996)
                        Pizza Dish Washer, Pizza Hutt (July-Dec 1995)
                        Radar Detector Salesman, GEICO Insurance (Jan-Jun 1995)
                        Molested Little Girls, Attica (1984-1995)
                                Out with Good Behavior Certificat

        Hobbies:        Eating Doritos without turning orange
                        Lawyering (9 years of study! Effected own early release)
                        Once sat near a computer network and it looked cool.
        
        References:     John Buford Lee, Warden, Attica Prison
                        Jim "Killer" Hidalgo, Attica Prison
                        Leona "Stay at my hotel" Helmsley, ...


> Its cheaper than taking all those CNE classes!

>                                       dave

> Date: Sun, 18 Feb 1996 21:14:12 -0500 (EST)
> > From: mike <mn () tremere ios com>
> Subject: Re: ISP list
> To: Ehud Gavron <GAVRON () ACES COM>
> cc: Bharat Ranjan <bharatr () microsoft com>, nanog () merit edu, GAVRON () ACES COM


> Well, how about then a CIE (certified ISP Engineer) ?

> anybody volunteer for CIE #1?

        At the Indy 500, rookies have an (R) after their name.
        In networking, rookies have a (CNE) after their name.
        
> Mike

        Ehud