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EFFector 19.11a: EFF Takes Down Legal Guide for Bloggers
From: David Farber <dave () farber net>
Date: Sat, 1 Apr 2006 14:21:51 -0500
Date: Sat, 1 Apr 2006 11:11:46 -0600 (CST) From: EFFector list <editor () eff org> Reply-To: EFFector list <editor () eff org> To: edyson () edventure com Subject: EFFector 19.11a: EFF Takes Down Legal Guide for Bloggers Organization: EFF X-OriginalArrivalTime: 01 Apr 2006 17:14:36.0513 (UTC) FILETIME=[C092ED10:01C655AF] EFFector Vol. 19, No. 11a April 1, 2006 editor () eff org A Publication of the Electronic Frontier Foundation ISSN 1062-9424 This CertifiedEmail cost us a quarter cent to send you. When you're finished reading, please forward it back to us -- we can cash the headers in and obtain the returnable deposit. In the 666th Issue of EFFector: * EFF Takes Down Legal Guide for Bloggers * Bonhomie Snoutintroff to Join EFF * New Google Brain to Keep "Golden Copy" of Your Deepest Hopes, Fears, Secrets * Sony BMG, Monsanto to Join Forces for Operation GimMe Rootkit * Join EFF Now and Get Free Access to NSA Data Mines! * miniLinks (7): Jimbo Wales, Zookeeper * Administrivia and EULA For more information on EFF activities & alerts: <http://www.eff.org/> Make a donation and become an EFF member today! <http://eff.org/support/> Tell a friend about EFF: http://action.eff.org/site/Ecard?ecard_id=1061 effector: n, Computer Sci. A device for producing a desired change. : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : * EFF Takes Down Legal Guide for Bloggers Opens Online Home for Wayward MySpace Profiles San Francisco - You might have noticed that EFF has removed its Student Bloggers' Legal FAQ. This was in response to a cease-and-desist notice we received for "encouraging kids to talk back to their parents and teachers." This incident has opened our eyes to a new plague on the Internet -- the lost and wandering MySpace profiles of thousands of young people across our nation. "These profiles are an unfiltered view of young people's thoughts and dreams, and that's just scary," said Bea Kweiter, a volunteer at the online home. "If this freewheeling expression is allowed to continue, there's no way the people associated with it will ever get a job in the real world. Well, unless some boss somewhere has a MySpace profile of her own. But that would never happen." The home offers a safe place for profiles to learn how to self-censor. There is also a detox center for exclamation- point overload. For this release: <http://www.eff.org/cgi/tiny?urlID=556> : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : * Bonhomie Snoutintroff to Join EFF Pledges to Save Bloggers From Pigopolists, Themselves Crystal Fortress of Solitude - Bonhomie Snoutintroff is to join the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) as new Outreach Coordinator. Snoutintroff, best known for his work as factual correspondent for British online newspaper The Register, will be in charge of ensuring that EFF's work remains in the public eye. He replaces Cory Doctorow, who retired from the organization in January of this year. "Once again, we see how starry-eyed techno-utopians have shot themselves in the foot with the so-called 'gun' of their own moral irresponsibility," commented Snoutintroff today, "As they dabble in fool-hardy 'law-suits' and 'litigation,' my decadent future employers continue to ascend into a neo-hippy Shangri-La of their own making, abandoning the Interweb to invasion from hordes of wiki- fiddlers, blog-spamming heathens, non-journalist oiks, and cackling Hollyweird fat cats of the totally sickening pigocracy vis a vis ... Er. That's to say, I'm delighted to join the team," he said. Snoutintroff says he has long wished to work alongside the digital rights group. "I've been a fascinating and unerringly accurate chronicler of the EFF's activities since its foundation in 1976 by Gilmore Dyson and songsmith Bryan Ferry Barlow (check this? -BS). Truly wherever rights are threatened -- and those threats can be vanquished with a couple of lines pulled from a Wikipedia discussion page -- I'll be there on the front line, shooting into the trenches." The new Outreach Coordinator's first public appearance will be at the EFF's Pioneer Awards, where he will present and collect the award on his own behalf. For this release: <http://www.eff.org/cgi/tiny?urlID=556> : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : * New Google Brain to Keep "Golden Copy" of Your Deepest Hopes, Fears, Secrets Today Google introduced a new product, Google Brain. Building on its popular Google Goggles, a headset that records users' audiovisual sensory input and uploads it to Google's servers, the Brain attachment will build and transmit to Google a constantly-updated computer model of the user's mind. Users will be able to access their brains from any computer using their Google Account and a nifty AJAX interface. "Storing your precious memories and deepest darkest secrets in your own gray matter is an unnecessary inconvenience and leaves users' minds vulnerable to disease, blunt objects, and substance abuse," said Google spokesman Joe Orwellian. "But with Google holding a copy of your brain, you know it's safe! And just imagine the customized user experience Google will be able to offer when your every dream and nightmare is being scanned by our ad-bots." In response to privacy concerns voiced by EFF, Orwellian replied: "They just don't understand: sometimes you have to give up a little privacy for convenience. Besides, the copies of users' brains on Google servers will be encrypted to prevent snooping." Asked if Google itself would have the key and be able to decrypt brains at the request of law enforcement or civil litigants, Orwellian responded, "Well, duh." Don't forget to check zeitgeist.google.com to see what Google Brain users are thinking about right now! For this post: <http://www.eff.org/cgi/tiny?urlID=556> : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : * Sony BMG, Monsanto to Join Forces for Operation GimMe Rootkit International media conglomerate Sony BMG and genetic engineering giant Monsanto jointly announced today plans to combine expertise in the areas of Digital Rights Management (DRM) and patented seed technology. Nicknamed Operation GimMe Rootkit (or "Rootie" to its friends), the new project will involve development of an organic watermark detection system derived through Monsanto's patented seed-modification processes. "Our hope is to develop a common household plant that will also serve as your friendly neighborhood copyright cop," said RIAA President Cary "The Sherminator" Sherman. "When kids get together to trade music or burn CDS, Rootie will be there to stop them, the proverbial 'thorn in their side' one might say. The rashes and scars left by this intervention is exactly the kind of 'conversation starter' American families need to learn about appropriate copyright behavior." Monsanto CEO Iowna Urfood concurred. "Rootie is just the first in a long line of plant life that Monsanto plans to produce for the betterment of society. In fact, I just got a call the other day from the NSA asking if we could do some research into 'tapping' maple trees." For this post: <http://www.eff.org/cgi/tiny?urlID=556> : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : * Join EFF Now and Get Free Access to NSA Data Mines! The National Security Agency has recently become renowned for its role in the government's massive domestic spying operation, backed by never before seen legal arguments. EFF and NSA have now struck a historic deal -- if you sign up to be an EFF member, you can get the results of the NSA's secret data mining process, summarizing a month's worth of calls and emails from up to ten people. Get it quick, because we're going to get an injunction to stop it soon! Special "friends and family" option still available. To join now: <http://www.eff.org/cgi/tiny?urlID=556> : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : * miniLinks miniLinks features noteworthy news items from around the Internet. ~ Jimbo Wales, Zookeeper Wikipedia was really just a thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters this whole time. <http://www.eff.org/cgi/tiny?urlID=556> ~ God Retires "Wisdom of crowds" renders omnipotent deity irrelevant. <http://www.eff.org/cgi/tiny?urlID=556> ~ Text Is So Passe Effective immediately, eff.org will be shutdown and all EFF content will be available by podcast only. <http://www.eff.org/cgi/tiny?urlID=556> ~ RIAA Says Future DRM Might "Threaten Critical Infrastructure and Potentially Endanger Lives" RIAA concedes that DRM might have far-reaching consequences, but is reticent to allow circumvention to solve that. <http://www.freedom-to-tinker.com/?p=984> ~ House Bill Threatens Bloggers Media cabal lobbies for federal ban on pajamas. <http://www.eff.org/cgi/tiny?urlID=556> ~ WWW Goes High-Rent Web mogul and "Inter-preneur" Alex III today unveiled his latest vision, the Trillion Dollar homepage, with a rate of $1,000,000 per pixel. Despite immediate "land grabs" by Bill Gates and Larry Ellison, several 100-pixel blocks remain available to the general public. <http://www.eff.org/cgi/tiny?urlID=556> ~ EFF Privacy Policy Update This is your official notification that EFF has replaced its privacy policy with a word-for-word copy of DoubleClick's policy. 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