Lauren Weinstein's Blog Update: The Birthday Stripper and the Law

[David Farber <dave () farber net>]

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From: lauren () vortex com
Date: May 29, 2005 1:06:07 AM EDT
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Subject: Lauren Weinstein's Blog Update: The Birthday Stripper and  
the Law


((( Lauren Weinstein's Blog Update: The Birthday Stripper and the  
Law )))

                              May 28, 2005


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Greetings.  This one's from the "Jeez, spend a few bucks and buy a
digital camera" file.

A Nashville woman (and her husband, and others) have been <a
href="http://www.sanluisobispo.com/mld/sanluisobispo/11765488.htm";>
charged with various criminal offenses</a> after she hired a stripper
to perform at her 16-year-old's birthday party.

"No minors permitted in adult establishments," insist the police, who
presumably had plenty of spare time to devote to this critical case.

Says the Mom, "It didn't harm him...  Who are they to tell me what I
can and can't show to my own children?"

Ah hah!  Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Of course, her big mistake was trying to get the photos developed down
at the local drugstore (apparently she wasn't aware that photo
developers have become effectively an arm of both the morality squad
and the Department of Homeland Security).

OK, maybe a stripper for that group wasn't the brainiest of ideas.  But
given the reaction, next it'll be life in Guantanamo if an old copy of
<i>Playboy</i> falls into the wrong hands.

--Lauren--

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