so true! so true! :-)

[David Farber <dave () farber net>]

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From: Jim Warren <jwarren () well com>
Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2005 09:00:48 -0800
To: <nobody () well com>
Subject: so true! so true! :-)

>  > >An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male
> >  >  buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."
> >  >
> >  >The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall
> >  >mug of coffee.
> >  >
> >  >The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the
> >  >buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of animal to splatter everywhere,
> >  >then just walks out.
> >  >
> >  >The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand
> >  >pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter
> >  >and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."
> >  >
> >  >The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from
> >  >yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
> >  >
> >  >The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for upper management
> >  >position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to
>  > >clean up, disappear for rest of day."

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