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IP: Dilbert's Theorem
From: Dave Farber <farber () cis upenn edu>
Date: Wed, 25 Nov 1998 04:42:55 -0500
I have seen this somewhere before but it is still good. AND HAVE A HAPPY TURKEY. Dave From: "the terminal of Geoff Goodfellow" <geoff () iconia com> To: "Dave e-mail pamphleteer Farber" <farber () cis upenn edu> Dilbert's Theorem Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states that engineers and scientists can never earn as much salary as business executives and sales people. This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates: Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. Postulate 2: Time is Money. As every engineer knows: Work ------ =Power Time Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have: Work ------ = Knowledge Money Solving for Money, we get: Work -------- = Money Knowledge Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the amount of Work done. Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Geoff_Goodfellow () iconia com, s.r.o. * tel/mobil +420 (0)603 706 558 Vsehrdova 2, 110 00 Praha 1, Czech Republic * fax +420 2 5732 0623 "Success is getting what you want & happiness is wanting what you get" _____________________________________________________________________ David Farber The Alfred Fitler Moore Professor of Telecommunication Systems University of Pennsylvania Home Page: http://www.cis.upenn.edu/~farber
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