IP: Word has the answer (humor)

[Dave Farber <farber () cis upenn edu>]

Old but good and it works


> From: Wulf Losee <wulf () CERF NET>
> Subject:      Word has the answer (humor)
> To: CYBERIA-L () LISTSERV AOL COM
>
> Fellow Cypberians:
> It looks like a disgruntled Microsoft employee has sabotaged Word 97 (I
> don't know about previous versions of Word).
>
> A friend sent me the following instructions:
>
> > Open up Microsoft Word and type:
> >
> > I'd like to see Bill Gates dead
> >
> > Highlight the sentence.
> >
> > Then go into >> Tools >> Language >> Thesaurus.
> >
> > (Do you think there might be some disgruntled Microsoft employees out
> > there?)
>
> Disclaimer: I don't want to see Bill Gates dead. And I wish him a long
> life and good health. Although I hope he loses the anti-trust suit big
> time.
>
> best regards,
> --Wulf
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