IP: Fun time -- Computer Terms

[Dave Farber <farber () cis upenn edu>]

> > Computer Terms
> >
> > PCMCIA     People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
> > ISDN       It Still Does Nothing
> > APPLE      Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
> > SCSI       System Can't See It
DOS        Defunct Operating System
BASIC      Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM        I Blame Microsoft
DEC        Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM     Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2       Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW        World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH  Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs


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