IP: Top 10 reasons computers must be male [-- humor (at long

[Dave Farber <farber () central cis upenn edu>]

Melissa is Steve C. daughter  djf


From: Dave Crocker <dcrocker () brandenburg com>


So much for a sibling's efforts at parental protection.  (Sorry S&B.)


Via Melissa Crocker:


Top 10 reasons computers must be male:
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10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
 9. A better model is always just around the corner.
 8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
 7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
 6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
 5. The best part of having one is the games you can play.
 4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
 3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
 2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
 1. Size does matter


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