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IP: Truth is Stranger than Dilbert
From: Dave Farber <farber () central cis upenn edu>
Date: Fri, 01 Mar 1996 14:06:10 -0500
From: xyzzy () erhwon edu Subject: Truth is Stranger than Dilbert Date: Thu, 29 Feb 1996 09:04:23 -0500 Total quality run amuck. I got this recently from a colleague who works for an organization in this area. Until recently it was the research wing of a much larger organization with his group doing Computer Science research. Recently they were swallowed up by the Informations Systems (I.S.) group of this organization. A recent memo sent to all staff is listed below. This is *absolutely* not a lampoon; it was quoted word for word from the regulations for their offices/cubicles. Really. My favorite is the bit about the whiteboards. - dskldksdjs =========================================================================== Corporate Industrial Engineering has defined quality as one of our primary goals. Quality of the appearance of our cubes is critical in our customer's perception of our group. Corporate Industrial Engineering at I.S. Maryland provides the quality leadership, that the rest of the building follows. To support our rich tradition of quality the "Acceptable Cube Guidelines" have been developed to assist our people in achieving these goals. Personal Items: The need to express individuality is necessary as long as it does not tarnish our customer's perception and does not create a safety hazard. Clutter and non business related items in the cube will reduce the perception of our ability to produce high quality solutions. To maximize our customer's perception, a maximum of ten personal items in the cube are acceptable. These items may only set on the counter tops, or placed on the walls of the cube. Personal photographs are to be framed and be in good taste . . . Acceptable personal items are limited to family pictures, plants, wall plaques or achievement awards, calendars, clocks, or small personal radios . . . Counter Tops: To set the professional standard, counter tops need clearing each night before leaving. The only items to be left on your counter tops at the end of the day would be computer hardware (Monitor, Key board, Printer, CPU, and Mouse), two personal items. At no time should desk paper baskets be used. This guideline will promote a professional example and it will allow the nightly cleaning people to complete their cleaning more effectively. Dry Erase Boards: Dry erase boards should be avoided if at all possible. These boards attract non professional drawings and comments that tarnish our customer's perception of our group. Using a dry erase board will require the board being evaluated during the day and cleaned when dirty. Only display pertinent information on the board at any time. When leaving for the day, the board must be cleaned of all information. ... Bulletin Boards: No bulletin boards will be acceptable in the cubes. These boards only detract from our commitment to quality. ===========================================================================
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