Interesting People mailing list archives
IP: from the NYT *-Chips
From: Dave Farber <farber () central cis upenn edu>
Date: Sun, 25 Feb 1996 09:59:00 -0500
The V-Chip, that technological marvel that promises to relieve worried parents of tough decisions about what their children watch on television, will now be required in all new television sets. Behind the seeming mechanical impassivity of the chip, choices are to be made by a faceless army of raters and computer experts, who will add shut-off codes to be beamed along with the shows. But while they=92re checking for gore and brutality, why stop there? As long as electronic media are being supervised from afar, plenty of other chips could be activated, allowing con-sumers to customize home entertainment with all its annoyances suppressed =97 voluntarily, of course. The A-chip: Wipes out all advertis-ing; instead, the screen shows simple black-and-white quotations from tren-chant authors. The F-chip: Cuts out commercials for fatty, high-cholesterol, high-sugar junk foods; the screen instead shows sensuously photographed car-rot sticks and broccoli. The N-chip: Translates all negative political advertising, including graphics and text, into Latin. The S-chip: During campaign season, flashes the words =93Spin Control=92=92 dur-ing all appearances by partisan commentators. The Y-chip: Deletes the fist-pumping =93Yes!=92=92 gesture from all sports= events and sitcoms. The ZZZ-chip: With all irritants ban-ished, television becomes purely so-porific. Switches to soothing white noise when it senses the viewer has fallen asleep. By JON PARELES
Current thread:
- IP: from the NYT *-Chips Dave Farber (Feb 25)