FYI - Ivy League Lightbulb jokes

[Dave Farber <farber () central cis upenn edu>]

> Posted-Date: Fri, 2 Jun 1995 21:08:55 -0400
> To: farber () central cis upenn edu
> Subject: FYI - Ivy League Lightbulb jokes
> From: Craig Partridge <craig () aland bbn com>
> Date: Fri, 02 Jun 95 18:04:02 -0700
> Sender: craig () aland bbn com
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> Dave -- this is apparently doing the rounds -- my guess is written by
> a Harvard person, but still rather fun.
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> IVY LEAGUE LIGHTBULB JOKES
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> How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
> Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
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> How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
> Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.
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> How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?
> They have lightbulbs all the way out there?
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> How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
> Duh, what's a lightbulb?
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> How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
> Only one, but they get six credits for it.
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> How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
> Seventy-six---one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the
> bulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.
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> How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
> None.  New Haven looks better in the dark.
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> How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
> One---they hold the bulb and the world revolves around them.
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