Re: Proof positive that the LHC won't destroy the world

[Rich Kulawiec <rsk () gsp org>]

Yes, but if it does, I'm safe, thanks to this nice man --  who has an
island and an aeroplane:

        From: "Professor Tochi" <shoprhyt2 () btinternet com>
        Subject: Global Earth Disaster, Save Your Life And Come On Board.
        Date: Fri, 20 Aug 2010 21:47:57 -0700

        Dear Friend,

        How are you? I hope all is well with your family, friends and
        pets. I hope this urgent mail meets you in a perfect condition. We
        have no time to waste regarding the information I am about to
        tell you, it is an urgent and serious matter.

        My name is Professor Tochi Christian, senior data
        analyst here at the CERN institute based here in Geneva
        (http://public.web.cern.ch/public/en/LHC/LHC-en.html). CERN, the
        European Organization for Nuclear Research, is one of the world?s
        largest and most respected canters for scientific research. Its
        business is fundamental physics, finding out what the Universe is
        made of and how it works.  You may have seen on the news that,
        in recent days, our Large Hadron Collider machine has been
        colliding high-speed beams of energy in order to explore new
        physics and understand how the universe began. CERN have been
        adamant that this is safe, however I KNOW THE TRUTH.

        The truth is that this experiment that CERN are conducting is
        extremely dangerous, and could cause global disaster.  This
        experiment has a 95% of causing a black hole, thus swallowing a
        large area of the planet. The scientists do not want you to know
        this as they know it will cause panic. However, I can help you.

        I am arranging for a number of selected people to be evacuated
        to a safe location on an island in the South Pacific via
        aeroplane. You have been selected from random to take part in
        this evacuation, thus continuing the survival of the human race.

        Please, if you are interested, email me back immediately with
        the following information:

        Full name:
        Age: 
        Contact number:
        Country:
        Email address:

        Please send all emails to my private box:  professortochi () w cn
        Regards, and God bless.
        Professor Tochi Christian

Hear that?  I'm going to help ensure the survival of the human race.

---Rsk

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