Re: Pirate software...

["David Harley" <david.a.harley () gmail com>]

:) I don't usually forward jokes but I made an exception for this one. Even
my wife ROFL-ed when I told it her, and she never laughs when I tell jokes.
Actually, nor does anyone else. :-D

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David Harley BA CISSP FBCS CITP
Small Blue-Green World

 

> -----Original Message-----
> From: funsec-bounces () linuxbox org 
> [mailto:funsec-bounces () linuxbox org] On Behalf Of Alex Eckelberry
> Sent: 30 May 2009 20:50
> To: Valdis.Kletnieks () vt edu; funsec () linuxbox org
> Subject: Re: [funsec] Pirate software...
>
> I know of places where people are shot for posting such humor ;-)
>
>
> Alex
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: funsec-bounces () linuxbox org [mailto:funsec-bounces () linuxbox org]
> On Behalf Of Valdis.Kletnieks () vt edu
> Sent: Friday, May 29, 2009 5:00 PM
> To: funsec () linuxbox org
> Subject: [funsec] Pirate software...
>
> A computer program walks into a bar; the bartender shouts: 
> "Hey! Get out! Your kind ain't welcome in here!"
> The program looks a bit startled and asks "what do you mean 
> by my kind"?
> "You know," the bartender says, "PIRATE software."
> "But I'm not pirate software!" protests the program.
> "Yeah? Well then, what's that thing you've got covering your 
> eye?" asks the bartender.
> "That's just my latest patch!" says the program.
> "Well, okay then, what about that peg leg thing you've got going on?"
> "Obviously I'm a crippled version," sighs the program.
> "You can't fool me," says the bartender, "what about that 
> bird sitting on your shoulder?"
> "SQUAAAWK! Powers of eight!" shrieks the bird.
> "Oh don't worry about that," says the program, "that's just 
> my parrotty bit ."
>
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