Whacked Out Story of the Day: Naked Man Arrested with Concealed Weapon

["Fergie" <fergdawg () netzero net>]

This was just too good not to pass along. Enjoy. :-)

Via The Mercury News (AP).

[snip]

A naked man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon
after telling police he had a screwdriver in his buttocks.

The man was lying on a tree stump masturbating beside a nature path
near the El Cerrito Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.

John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg was initially arrested on suspicion of
indecent exposure. But when asked if he was carrying anything police
should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito
Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.

"You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said.

Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene,
but Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape
without incident.

Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked
into the county jail in Martinez on suspicion of parole violations,
indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon.

[snip]

More:
http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/breaking_news/15924837.htm

- ferg

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