Satire: Consulting by Huh? Corp.

["Fergie" <fergdawg () netzero net>]

> From the Lighter Side (tm). Remember that? ;-)

[snip]

Our main consulting strategy is to convince clients that we do stuff they can't do themselves, and that we deserve lots 
of money for it. The best way to do this is to always look good, and always sound like we know something you don't. 
Because we do.

Are you confused yet? Of course you are. And that's just how we like it. Our marketing professionals are constantly 
coming up with new ways to make you feel inferior and stupid. Because you are. And we're not. We're new-age, eMoving, 
marketing consultants.

If you're still not convinced, we'll show you lots of marketing research and consulting cost analysis and global design 
positioning strategy reports to confuse you and hopefully convince you that we're so knowledgeable you couldn't 
possibly succeed without us. Because you can't. So don't even try.

[snip]

More:
http://www.huhcorp.com/index.htm

Enjoy.

- ferg


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"Fergie", a.k.a. Paul Ferguson
 Engineering Architecture for the Internet
 fergdawg () netzero net or fergdawg () sbcglobal net
 ferg's tech blog: http://fergdawg.blogspot.com/


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