Happy V-Day!

[Dude VanWinkle <dudevanwinkle () gmail com>]

For those looking to break up with your Valentine on this day? Make
sure its more than your timing that makes this a memorable one by
using this link for a semi-automatic dear john letter(1) generator :
http://www.chickenhead.com/stuff/dearjohn/index.asp

Wanna break up without all the pointing and clicking? Try some of
these one liners for a memorable V-Day (and dont forget to duck!):
http://tinyurl.com/bu239

Misc. good advice for V-Day Veterans such as what not to give your
valentine (eg: "Any clothing item with the words "push-up" or
"slim-down" on the label")
http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/humor/vday.html

Looking for that special card for that special someone (2)? Try this
link for some good ideas as to what you should write inside:
http://www.capnwacky.com/valentines/valcard2.html


Enjoy, and Happy V-Day!


-JP





(1) semi-automatic as in thats usually the weapon of choice used to
respond to the letter
(2) no, you ninny! Not that guy who wears the helmet while riding the
bus.. your girlfriend!

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