RE: Seriously OT

["Dave Hawkins" <DaveH () Radware com>]

Charge $200 for membership.  If they don't get any tail in 1 year, take
them down to Harry Hines and hook them up with a $50 crackwhore... $150
profit!  Cha-ching!!  (For those who don't know Dallas, Harry Hines is
the hooker-avenue)

The disclaimer needs to say: Not responsible for communicable diseases.
Anyone know if match.com or one of the other dating services already
have that in their EULA?  Sorry, too busy to check...

-Dave

-----Original Message-----
From: funsec-bounces () linuxbox org [mailto:funsec-bounces () linuxbox org]
On Behalf Of Paul Schmehl
Sent: Tuesday, January 24, 2006 10:43 AM
To: funsec () linuxbox org
Subject: [funsec] Seriously OT

OK, this is way outside the normal stuff for the list, but I just have
to 
ask.

I got a spam today.  Its title was, "72% of our members get laid".

I'm just wondering.  Would the other 28% be eligible for getting their 
money back?  I mean...they've got to be *seriously* disappointed with
the 
results of membership, don't they?

Jus' wonderin'

Paul Schmehl (pauls () utdallas edu)
Adjunct Information Security Officer
University of Texas at Dallas
AVIEN Founding Member
http://www.utdallas.edu/ir/security/
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