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on the IPS argument, here's a funny quote


From: Gadi Evron <ge () linuxbox org>
Date: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 03:11:22 +0200

From /. on this thread:
http://ask.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/10/11/007242

Since We started using IPS...

(Score:5, Funny)
by SmurfButcher Bob (313810) on Monday October 10, @09:02PM (#13760928)
(Last Journal: Saturday April 09, @11:59PM)

... I've lost 20 pounds, my acne has cleared up, my wife moved back in and doesn't want a divorce anymore, my dog somehow got un-hit by a car and is alive again, my son stopped using drugs, my daughter isn't pregnant anymore, my truck magically fixed itself and runs again, my boss called and gave me my job back, my dialup connection allows me to surf up to 5x faster than before, I'm not dumb enough to click on emails from banks anymore, I'm suddenly brilliant enough to realize that I've never had an EBay account, and I'm suddenly brilliant enough to realize that Paypal doesn't NEED to verify what my password is.

Yep, this IPS is amazing. It is only rivaled by the greatness of the Virus Scanner that runs on my PocketPC, which detects every known PktPC virus ever created. I'm still trying to figure out how they do that with a signiture database that is 0 bytes in length, but...
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