Re: Andrew Aurenheimer aka weev gets tree'd

["Valdis' Mustache" <securitas.mustata () gmail com>]

Herr Evron, Ms. Alder, and Dr. Krawetz:

While your valiant effort at cyberimpersonation is quite laudable, it
should be noted that mastery of ASCII graphics beyond the level of the
System V "banner" command is one (admittedly, non-lexicographically
fingerprintable) integral hallmark of the departed and
now-presumably-disbanded security "lulz-mill" you've attempted to
mimic, a critical ridge of the digital epidermis that your missive
fails to capture.

Indeed, at a minimum, a handful of opportunistically-placed simple
"imagus penii" , as below, would have yielded this post some
authenticity, e.g.:

8===D

====) (uncircumcised)

8=====D~~~ (ejaculate included)
      ___
     //  7
    (_,_/\
     \    \
      \    \
      _\    \__
     (   \     )
      \___\___/

(overly-detailed and unrenderable depending on native character set)

... Ad infinitum.

That said, your attempted Internet volleys have touched on a key
conundrum that has puzzled this mustache for some time wrt. the varied
and sundry security-centric cyber-Vasićka of the first decade of this
millenium's latter half.

Typically, this mustache has found anti-semitism and racism to have
ironclad utility as field tests for limited reasoning capabilities and
/ or sub-80 Terman-Binet scores within the boundaries of mental
retardation as proscribed by the DSM-IV.

And yet... The alleged Mr. Aurenheimer and his [redacted] cohorts are
demonstrably quite bright!

The resulting dichotomy has been rather troublesome to this mustache,
and has kept me awake, oft in spirited debate with my left and right
Sideburnian peers, on many a balmy autumn evening such as the one now
upon us.

At precisely this second (and admittedly bound to revision from moment
to passing moment), I can only conclude that Monsignor "Weev" is often
indeed doing that which he is best regarded for -- provoking a
visceral and disproportionate reaction in those too cynical to see
said intent -- when he espouses deepy held beliefs in such laughable
notions of race, a vein he has (or so it would seem) mined with much
success for many years.

I can only presume that (to use the parlance of the fora the young man
in question is known to frequent) this would indeed make you that
which is typically described as a "lolcow".

In keeping with the vernacular of the Now, I include this informational graphic:

            (__)
             (..)
    /-------\/
  /  ||      ||
     ||-----||
*    ^^    ^

Apropos on numerous levels, the asterix on the far left quadrant does
indeed denote bullshit.


Your Humble Servant,
Вусы Валдзіс



On 9/14/09, GOBBLES <jdl () mac hush com> wrote:
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> Presents
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>
> Meet the exposed Andrew Aurenheimer. Also known as "weev",
> "weevlar",
> "weevlos", "wbeelsoi". Former bantown member and a sysop at
> encyclopediadramatica. He is a failed man. Loyalty to him shall
> bring
> you no benefit. See for yourself:
>
> Law enforcement authorities reportedly have identified a 21-year-
> old Vancouver man as the individual who made two threatening
> telephone calls to Congregation Beth Israel on the night of June 16.
>
> Jewish Federation of Greater Portland Community Relations Director
> Robert Horenstein said the suspect, whose name was not made public,
> “admitted making the calls and the FBI is now working with the U.S.
> Attorney’s office to determine if a crime has been committed.”
>
> The alleged caller, whom authorities described to Horenstein as
> having “low intelligence and no means to carry out any threats,”
> reportedly said over the phone, “The Nazis are coming to get you;
> there will be another Holocaust” and “You killed my Lord. You will
> pay.”
>
> The calls were left on the CBI’s voice mail system and were first
> heard the next morning by Rabbi Michael Cahana.
>
> Cahana said, “I was very, very pleased at the responsiveness of the
> Portland Police and FBI. They gave us a strong sense that they were
> taking this seriously and we were in very good hands.”
>
> The rabbi declined to elaborate on the incident.
>
> Portland FBI spokeswoman Beth Anne Steele said her office could not
> comment on an ongoing investigation but that the FBI was “working
> closely with the folks at the temple as well as the Portland Police
> Bureau.”
>
> Prior to police identification of the Vancouver man, Horenstein
> said in an e-mail alert that law enforcement officials had
> speculated the caller may have been a 24-year-old Los Angeles man
> who operates the Web site theiprophet.blip.tv/ (since taken
> offline) on which Jews have been vilified.
>
> Horenstein identified that man as Andrew Auernheimer. In a video
> that was on Auernheimer’s Web site he said, “I’ve got to skip town.
> There are some big Jews that want to hand me a summons. …On the
> 16th (of June) I am taking a pilgrimage northward to Portland.”
>
> Auernheimer was detained and questioned by members of the FBI and
> the Portland Police Bureau, first in Grants Pass and later in
> Wilsonville, according to Horenstein.
>
> Horenstein said, “Portland police now believe him to be a much
> lower-level threat than was believed previously, but stress that
> they will continue to monitor him.”
>
> Auernheimer reportedly was warned not to go near any Jewish
> congregation or agency. Horenstein said he was told that
> Auernheimer had no plans to do so and that he claimed “he has no
> violent intentions.”
>
> Horenstein said Auernheimer drives a 2000 silver Honda Civic with
> California license plate 6EFJ814 and was traveling with a Native
> American woman. He said that if Auernheimer is seen near any Jewish
> facility, authorities should be notified immediately by calling 911.
>
> Horenstein expressed gratitude for the work of the law enforcement
> personnel: “We should all be deeply grateful to the FBI and
> Portland police, especially officers Brian Hughes and Tony Cavalli,
> for their commitment to keeping us all safe.”
>
> Hughes referred inquiries to PPB spokeswoman Det. Mary Weed who did
> not return telephone calls before the Jewish Review’s press time.
>
> Source: http://www.jewishreview.org/local/Police-question-two-men-
> about-threats-to-Jewish-community
> Archival: http://www.webcitation.org/5jnPBPyHG
>
> Weev's response:
> "look at these fucking kikes how they fucking don't name the person
> who made the threats, but name me instead. it looks like i was
> responsible for it unless you read the article real hard.
>
> i've been informed that the person who called in the synagogue
> threats was someone being blackmailed by a rabbi, and that he was
> assured immunity. this was a setup from the beginning to get me on
> the counterterrorism map so they could have my assets stolen and me
> criminally harassed.
>
> seriously, there has to be something fucking libelous in the fact
> that i am the sole person named in this article when i had
> absolutely no involvement in it, and was not charged with any crime.
>
> there is no fucking freedom of speech left in this country. if
> saying anything the establishment doesn't like results in attacks
> on someone's livelihood, noone will speak up against the criminal
> establishment."
>
> Source: http://weev.livejournal.com/368013.html
> Archival: http://www.webcitation.org/5jnP71qsD
>
> Also weev posts his IRL name+handle on
> http://www.jimgilliam.com/2004/08/oreillys_smear_campaign_in_quickti
> me.php. Archival: http://www.webcitation.org/5jnPc0pNy
>
> I suppose crime doesn't pay.
>
> If you've had any issues with weev / Andrew Aurenheimer, feel free
> to send in tips at http://tips.fbi.gov
>
> Informing on weev is super good. Perhaps you'll get immunity and
> some nice cash.
>
> JDL.
>
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