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I am also David Maynor


From: "David Maynor" <dave.maynor () gmail com>
Date: Thu, 17 May 2007 17:58:04 -0400

Dear List,

I am the idiot formerly known as David Maynor.

No really, I am. You can verify my identity by looking at my hastily
registered email address. See, it says dave.maynor () gmail com. Who else but
me would know I sometimes travel in hacker circles as "Dave" instead of my
big whompa injun name, "David".



Now that my identity has been confirmed I would like to get to something
important, being one of the most influential hackers of 2006. It rocks, it
really does. In addition to the huge cash prize, the fame, the adoration of
geeks everywhere, I use it as a pick up line to get laid.



"Hey baby, want to see how one of the most influential hackers of 2006
fucks? Yeah, I thought so."



Jealous? You should be. In addition to this tasty treat I also get special
treatment at the airport, no waiting in line for security for me, TSA knows
it would be a waste of time since I could just hack the system anyway. I'll
let you in on a secret, they use a Gibson, and I got wireless 0day for it.
Yeah, suck on that.


Enough spending time talking to the little people, I have to get back to
being a right wing nut or jerking of while watching goats fuck or something
else equally important I can't tell you about.
--
David Maynor
CTO, Errata Security
http://www.erratasec.com
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