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Metaphoric Linguistical Communication Protocol - Chung's Donut Shop Release
From: Day Jay <d4yj4y () yahoo com>
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 09:24:44 -0800 (PST)
Chung's Donut Shop Release! ============================= Metaphoric Linguistical Communication Protocol By d4yj4y In today's society communication is critical and what might be considered private or personal communication seems crippled by the fear of eavesdroppers so I thought I would release a secure protocol that one can follow with one or more parties to use to be "safe". First let's define "metaphor"-for the Merriam Webster Definition, see below: Main Entry: met·a·phor Pronunciation: 'me-t&-"for also -f&r Function: noun Etymology: Middle French or Latin; Middle French metaphore, from Latin metaphora, from Greek, from metapherein to transfer, from meta- + pherein to bear -- more at BEAR 1 : a figure of speech in which a word or phrase literally denoting one kind of object or idea is used in place of another to suggest a likeness or analogy between them (as in drowning in money); Linguistics is anything having to do with language. In this paper, I will take written English speech for example. Let's break it down... For the Metaphoric Linguistical Communication Protocol you need: 0) Knowledge of the use of the protocol by routine or initialization agreement/s or recognition/s of metaphorical linguistical communication. 1) Key/Password - Commonly shared (but unknown to others) information between involved parties involved in communication. Usually this is a shared event that only the involved parties know about. The key is always indigenous to the parties involved and most of the time and if done intelligently would be almost impossible to crack. 2) The Keywords in the key - Keywords are things shared in the exchange and acknowledgement of the key between the parties. For example Jim says, "Remember last year in Vegas John? We had so much fun." - John, would know that "Vegas" and anything relating to what happened there and "fun" and anything relating to that could be a Keyword. Jim would also know that if John mentioned anything about that sentence in the future conversation, it could be used as a keyword. 3) Conversation/Communication/correspondence - The communication/conversation/correspondence between parties. The communication may make references to the KEY or KEYWORDS if needed so that acknowledgement or agreements can be made during conversation. Here's an example of this protocol in use (the following assumes that they are well versed on the MLC protocol): John and Jim's key/password/commonly shared knowledge and keywords: John and Jim are criminals and rob high profile parties by mugging people. They engage in this activity occasionally. The last time they mugged someone was in Las Vegas a year ago. They took a drug dealer's money and stole his Ford Explorer and sold it on the black market. John and Jim's conversation in an AOL chat room, open to the public for all to view: ==================================== John: hi Jim, how are you doing? Jim: man, I am doing horrible, I just lost my job :( I need to buy clothes and get another one before I get evicted. John: oh, that really sucks; I just got a raise and bonus and am going to Vegas again like last year! Dude, remember Vegas last year? It was so fun! You should come with me; we can discuss some job opportunities too. (Jim now recognizes that John is going into the MLC protocol) Jim: You lucky bastard. You want to rent another SUV? (John now recognizes Jim's recognition of MLC protocol in use) John: Yes indeed! I think we can have lots of fun. I have lots of money to spend. There's lot's of new clubs and I heard of some awesome parties in some lush hotels. It won't seem as far as a drive the second time you know? I think the drive will seem a lot shorter- almost as if, we barely went out of town. Jim: Ah, ok, so easy drive. I don't want to try anymore of those weird drugs though, lets just get drunk or go sober. John: Yeah, the drugs in Vegas are not that good. We'll have much more fun just getting drunk and banging hot chicks. What do you think about hot chicks? Jim: Yeah, hot chicks are good. Hot rich chicks? lol. Ones that drive better cars than SUVs? John: Yeah, you know it. Ones that aren't psycho on you either. Ones that are laid back where won't have any drama with and wouldn't really care in the end anyway after a one-night stand, lol. Ones that drive Mercedes!! Last year it was kind harder to find chicks, there were too many guys around. Jim: Awe boy! You got good plans then? John: Yeah, can I meet you at your pad; I'll show you the plans. So basically as you can see, they just had what seemed to be an innocent conversation but using my protocol; using the Metaphoric Linguistical Communication protocol, they had a conversation about committing felonies in a public forum without anyone knowing. It may seem complicated to you, but once you try it a few times and practice it, you get better and better at it and can see how useful it really is. For those who are mentally slow, let's break down and "translate the conversation": Literally: John: oh, that really sucks; I just got a raise and bonus and am going to Vegas again like last year! Dude, remember Vegas last year? It was so fun! You should come with me; we can discuss some job opportunities too. Metaphorically he is saying: John: I have some money to get us into some robberies. Would you like to participate? These ones are easier than last year even and will be profitable. Literally: Jim: You lucky bastard. You want to rent another SUV? Metaphorically he is saying: Jim: That's great. You want to steal another car? (Referring to Vegas when they stole the SUV. Here he is using the KEYWORD SUV so John will know) Literally: John: Yes indeed! I think we can have lots of fun. I have lots of money to spend. There's lot'sof new clubs and I heard of some awesome parties in some lush hotels.It won't seem as far as a drive the second time you know? I think the drive will seem a lot shorter- almost as if, we barely went out of town. Metaphorically: John: This is a really easy job; we can get lots of money from it. There are new high profile parties that I have been going to and finding out about. It's not in Vegas; it's actually closer, barely out of town. Literally: Jim: Ah, ok, so easy drive. I don't want to try anymore of those weird drugs though, lets just get drunk or go sober. Metaphorically: Jim: (Acknowledging this is not in Vegas and it's a lot closer) I don't want to rob anymore drug dealers because the last one they robbed was weird. (Weird being a KEYWORD) Let's rob someone who is involved with something other than drugdealing, someone tamer. Literally: John: Yeah, the drugs in Vegas are not that good. We'll have much more fun just getting drunk and banging hot chicks. What do you think about hot chicks? Metaphorically: John: (Acknowledges that robbing a drug dealer wasn't fun) What do you think about robbing a girl? Literally: Jim: Yeah, hot chicks are good. Hot rich chicks? lol. Ones that drive better cars than SUVs? Metaphorically: Jim: Rich girls? Ones that are richer than the drug dealer we robbed? Literally: John: Yeah, you know it. Ones that aren't psycho on you either. Ones that are laid back where won't have any drama with and wouldn't really care in the end anyway after a one-night stand, lol. Ones that drive Mercedes!! Last year it was kind harder to find chicks, there were too many guys around. Metaphorically: John: The drug dealer was psycho, the girl we rob will be gullible and easy to rob and will not be too emotionally damaged from us robbing her and one that has a nicer car for us to steal and sell. Last year we didn't rob a chick, it was easier to find that drug dealer we robbed. Literally: Jim: Awe boy! You got good plans then? Metaphorically: Jim: So you have something in mind, may I be in on it? After that, they proceed to meet in person where they exchange the rest of their details for their plot. ================================================== As you can see this is metaphoric speech and since they both know how to use it properly per the format and could recognize the keywords and had a key and used the protocol, they were able to effectively communicate. Now this isn't something amazingly new and the mafia and government etc. use this shit all the time, but no one took the time to write out a public paper on it from what I can see. And if there is a paper on it, well I don't give a fuck; I'm releasing this anyway. Youre welcome to the dumb fucks that learned something new and didn't already know how to do this. And I'm sorry to all the people who feel betrayed their secret for communicating "securely" has been exposed. If they did this right anyway and used this protocol like a pro, then they wouldn't have anything to worry about. The cool thing about this protocol, is the better you get at it with yourself and with the parties, the more it flows perfectly like normal conversation/communication/correspondence. This is not limited to the english language but this can be incorporated into code, Acronyms, technology syntax, stenography, etc. ad infinitum. Greetz to: foundstone,eeye,dvdman,zer,kokinan,sistom,phc,mray,upb,divide,viper, xile,xante,arni,lkm,nrml,atomic,crash,sod,timex,pt, seaweed,deron,youtee,akcess,atm,jtm,atfield,joeC00l, jason,argus,dayjay,smurfboy,rcon,sena,digid,kronixx, srcrypto,bagel,acad,djole,cipherphreack,blue canary, metalrock,matt,natg,leftist,narc,saqib,lei, fluffy bunnies and anyone I forgot-fuck you. d4yj4y d4y to the motherfucking j4y bit ch! Chungs Donut Shop __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! 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