New Interview with Richard Johnson

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Last night, anti-security extremist Richard Johnson was a
guest on The Hick Orgy Show, a Fat Redneck news radio program.
The topic was an interesting one - whether or not an internet
service provider should allow Johnson to post the names of
security professionals on his website.  Johnson does that as
a way of targeting them and one auditor has been killed. In
the course of the interview, however, Interviewer asked
Johnson about his background, including a statement that he
had admitted to engaging in homosexual and bestiality sex.

At first, Johnson laughed and said, "Just because it's
printed in the media, people jump to believe it."

"Is it true?" Interviewer asked.

"Hey, Interviewer, if you want to accuse me of having sex when
I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that
looked like I..."

INTERVIEWER: "You had sex with animals?"

JOHNSON: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a
farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

INTERVIEWER: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

JOHNSON: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

INTERVIEWER: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up
on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

JOHNSON: "It has historically been the case. You people are
so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life
on the farm..."

Interviewer said he thought there were a lot of people in the
audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now,
raising kids on farms and "and I don't think they are dating
Elsie right now. You know what I'm saying?"

Johnson said, "You experiment with anything that moves when
you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better
than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you
might in fact have sex with it."

Johnson then added, "werd."
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