RE: The Hackers Manifesto - Redux

["Maynor, David (ISS Atlanta)" <dmaynor () iss net>]

Glad to see gobbles sold out.

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        Subject: [Dailydave] The Hackers Manifesto - Redux
        
        

        The following was written shortly after my
        placement...
        
                         \/\The Conscience of a Hacker - Redux
        /\/
                          (c)CopyRight SuppaDuppaSecurity Solutions.
                           *where do u wanna pee today*
                                             by
                                      +++The Entrepreneur+++
                                 Written on September 3, 2004.
        
        
        Another one got bought today, it's all over the Wall
        Street.  "Teenager Floated A Big Secuirty Company ",
        "Hacker Paid After Ethical Hacking Of A Bank..."
                Damn kids.  They're all money whores.
        
        But did you, in your C Grade Economics Degree and
        l4am3 technobrain, ever take a look behind the eyes of
        
        this professional hacker?  Did you ever wonder what
        made him whored, what forces lured him, what may have
        sold him?
                I am a professional hacker, look at my bank
        account...
        
        Mine is a world that begins with money... I'm richer
        than most of the other kids, this crap they buy is so
        darn cheap...
                Damn underachiever.  They're all money whores.
        
        I'm a junior security consultant.  I've listened to
        senior security professionals about how to be a good
        hacker. 
        I spit at it.  "No, Mr.NiceGuy-CISSP CISA CEH, I
        didn't show my 0day. I sold it..."
                Damn kid.  Probably leeched it.  They're all
        money whores.
        
        I made a discovery today.  I found a Venture
        Capitalist.  Wait a second, this is cool.  It does
        what I want it to.
        If it makes a mistake, he doesnt notice because, he is
        lame. He doesn't understand a crap of security, but he
        is blinded
        by that greenish tinge of money. He says it's the real
        thing, biotech was a fluke. I do BlaBlaBla and he is
        cashing in on it.
                Damn kid.  All he does is techno babble.
        They're all money whores.
        
        And then it happened... a door opened to a world...
        rushing through the phone line like money through ATM
        wires,
        an electronic account transfer is done, a refuge from
        the day-to-day incompetencies is sought... I sold the
        code.
        
        "This is it... this is where I belong..."
        I can buy everyone here... even if I've never met
        them, never talked to them, may never hear from them
        again...
        I can buy you all...
                Damn professional hacker.  Tying up the server
        again with his DDos bots.  They're all money whores...
        
        You bet your ESOPs we're all alike... we've been
        spoon-fed security certifications when we hungered for
        real stuff
        ... the bits of meat that you gave was old seminar
        crap, for which you charged $500. 
        We've been dominated by, or taken over by these so
        called security gurus.  The few that had something to
        teach found us
        willing pupils, but those poor few are like money in
        their accounts.
        
        This is our world now... the world of the security and
        hoopla, the beauty of the moolah.  We make use of a
        service
        already existing without licensing for what could be
        dirt-cheap if it wasn't run by profiteering gluttons,
        and
        you call us money whores.  We sell what you already
        sold.. and you call us money whores. 
        Yes, I am a professional hacker.  My crime is that of
        greed.  My crime is that of cashing in on this
        security hype.
        My crime is that of outsourcing you, something that
        you will never re-pay me for.
        
        I am a professional hacker, and this is my
        manifesto*[(c) Please read EULA for further details].
        You may stop this individual,
        but you can't stop us all
        ... after all, we're all are money whores.
        
        
                                       +++The Entrepreneur+++
        
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