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Confessions of a SourceFire Troll
From: Guise McAllaster <guise.mcallaster () gmail com>
Date: Fri, 29 Jan 2010 19:18:21 +0000
Hello to all, I'll try to be brief in explaining this email but the short story is that I am a recovering alcoholic. As part of my recovery through the AA steps, I am apologizing to all those I have hurt or insulted as a result of my drinking, including online communities. I know this is a long email but I have made every effort to make reading it worth your time. The truth is, I'm a SourceFire troll. Everything I've done has been solely motivated by lulz and at times, I have received those lulz through unnecessary criticisms, insults, and outright malicious trolling of SourceFire and/or VRT. Therefore I would like to apologize to SourceFire for this and ask their forgiveness as I heal. Almost everything I've said in my trolling was true (and can be verified, especially if I was criticizing a signature). The only thing I made up was when I said my boss got upset about the 'kickass-porn' classtype. That whole story was fabricated for my lulz but thank you for all the many SourceFire salespeople and employees who contacted me on and off the list. My lulz overfloweth. In my time as a SourceFire troll, I have been responsible for multiple SourceFire product code changes as well as many Snort rule changes. Despite being purely motivated as a troll, I am comforted by the fact that I have indirectly made Snort a better product. For that, you are welcome. The poor English grammar, spellings, and conjugation were all a clever ruse. I purported to be European, specifically French, because I could drop subtle condescending remarks and misspellings that would be construed as non-native speaking errors. Honestly, I've never been to France. I did date a girl that had been to France once, but that's a different story. I would especially like to thank Matt Olney, who throughout my repeated trolling and half-handed insults has remained professional and helpful. It doesn't take much to get the SourceFire folks fired up, especially those with unjustified egos and narcissistic tendencies, but Matt has remained as bastion of sanity. Despite numerous direct and indirect jabs, he has been courteous, responsive, and willing to public call me out when I blatantly insulted SourceFire. I consider him a true Information Security professional. Nigel, I would also like to thank you because your responses were my favorite of all. I used to think of VRT as a bunch of middle schoolers -- they couldn't help but respond to an insult. Your responses helped keep me motivated. If replies and emotion are the food of the troll I can honestly say I was fed to the point of being morbidly obese. I was constantly at an all your can eat buffet that included desert and after-dinner mints. I was bathing in lulz too. I also understand that there are a large number of SF/VRT employees, behind the scenes, who don't respond to the list. I'd like to think that I was a topic of conversation internally. I do believe, without question, that some of my carefully crafted replies and fabricated scenario caused internal changes, allocation of resources, and perhaps some anger. I do believe Nigel got his hand slapped although to my chagrin, I suspect that "Old Nigel" might be back. I am hesitant to reveal my true identity because of potential backlash but I will say to those of you still reading this, I have worked with many of you in the past (and maybe present :P ). I do hope that I can move forward, in a positive fashion, and become a productive member of the SourceFire community. I trust you can look past these past transgressions as a product of my disease (alcoholism). Also, my name is pronounced "Juice". To be honest, this apology is bitter-sweet. I'm moving forward as a good person but at the same time I feel that I'm leaving a large amount of lulz behind and I enjoyed much of our banter. Please accept my apology and lets move forward with continued discovery and suggestions for enhancing Snort, VRT rules, and perception. Guise McAllaster III ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Planet: dedicated and managed hosting, cloud storage, colocation Stay online with enterprise data centers and the best network in the business Choose flexible plans and management services without long-term contracts Personal 24x7 support from experience hosting pros just a phone call away. http://p.sf.net/sfu/theplanet-com _______________________________________________ Snort-sigs mailing list Snort-sigs () lists sourceforge net https://lists.sourceforge.net/lists/listinfo/snort-sigs
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