Gifts for a CTO who has everything ...

[Eric Brunner-Williams in Portland Maine <brunner () nic-naa net>]

How does one convey to a CTO who has everything that nmap 10.0.0.0/8 has
side effects?

> Sorry - I didn't expect it to be running for such a long time.  I apologize 
> for any consternation it may have caused.  I ran it because I couldn't get 
> into the system "larceny" that night.  I thought that a map of our network 
> might help me find it.
>
> After having run the nmap on a smaller subnet, I decided to re-run it on 
> the larger address space to provide documentation about our network.

Seriously. Does life get any better than this?

Eric