Re: From Microsoft's site

[John Kristoff <jtk () depaul edu>]

Valdis.Kletnieks () vt edu wrote:
> I suspect that we've *not* heard the entire story yet, and that what was
> classified as "operational error" was a reasonable response to something ELSE
> that was running amok on the corporate net.
[...]
> I also suspect that Dilbert will carry the least fictionalized version
> of the truth.. ;)

In speculation, a friend and I came up with:

Top 10 Things Overheard at Microsoft This Week

10) What Network Solutions bill?
9) A Record, B Record, what the hell's the difference?
8) The D.O.J. can kiss my ass, as of today we're ceding from the
Internet!
7) Thank God I keep my resume on the Linux box.
6) Starting MS-DOS... COMMAND.COM not found...
5) We have a backup, but the restore program is on the backup tape.
4) PG&E just called, they said they're looking for more gerbils.
3) deny udp any any eq domain (86281032651934 matches)
2) Now that's what I call a Y2K bug!
1) Al Gore invented it, let him fix it.

John