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More TSA inanity
From: David Farber <dave () farber net>
Date: Wed, 02 Mar 2005 06:40:47 -0500
------ Forwarded Message From: "Kevin G. Barkes" <kgb () kgb com> Reply-To: "Kevin G. Barkes" <kgbarkes () gmail com> Date: Wed, 02 Mar 2005 03:11:31 -0600 To: <dave () farber net> Subject: More TSA inanity Ok, so now you can't take cigarette lighters on board commercial airliners. Don't you feel safer? This is another one of those inane TSA rules that serves no purpose other than to inconvenience passengers and waste resources which should be expended identifying real security risks. The no-lighter rule, as well as the equally popular regulation which requires your shoes to be x-rayed at the security checkpoint, can be traced back to the convicted and incredibly inept would-be "shoe bomber", Richard Reid. On an American Airlines flight from Paris to Miami on December 22, 2001, Reid tried to detonate explosives hidden in his tennis shoe by setting his shoe afire with matches. Passengers and crew overpowered him and, hopefully, beat him insensate. The FBI said that Reid would probably have been successful if he had used a lighter instead of matches to ignite the device. Shortly after this escapade, the TSA started x-raying shoes. Now, the stupid thing here is that you don't have to remove your footwear if you're wearing tennis shoes. That's because the TSA isn't looking for explosives. No, that would make sense and would actually be effective. Unfortunately, there's no quick way to test shoes for explosives. But to give the appearance that they're doing something- anything- to enhance security, TSA tests what it's equipped to detect: metal, even though no one has ever tried to hijack a plane with a pair of metal-reinforced clodhoppers. Your Nikes can be loaded down with two pounds of C4, but you can breeze right through security with no problem. And while you can't have a lighter, you can have up to four packs of safety matches on your person or in your carry-on luggage. So you'll have to cool your explosives-encrusted heels while the TSA screener does a pack-count to make certain you're not endangering the aircraft with 81 matches. 80 matches- no problem; 81, you're going to the big house. One can only be thankful that Reid didn't detonate his shoe bomb in private in one of the airplane lavatories. Otherwise, TSA screeners would be handing out slop pots to passengers as they boarded the plane. Plastic slop pots, of course. Probably with smiley faces on the bottom. There, don't you feel better? Regards, KGB ----- Kevin G. Barkes Email: kgbarkes () gmail com | Web: www.kgb.com Eff the Ineffable, Scrute the Inscrutable: http://www.cafeshops.com/kgbstuff.9211569 KGB Report: http://www.kgb.com National Temperature Index: http://nationaltemperatureindex.com DCL Dialogue on line: http://www.kgb.com/dcl.html Random Quotations Generator: http://www.goodquotations.com Over 11,500 searchable quotations. ------ End of Forwarded Message ------------------------------------- You are subscribed as lists-ip () insecure org To manage your subscription, go to http://v2.listbox.com/member/?listname=ip Archives at: http://www.interesting-people.org/archives/interesting-people/
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