IP: You're a good man, Bill Maher!

[David Farber <dave () farber net>]

> Date: Sat, 08 Dec 2001 00:41:55 -0800
> From: "Janos G." <janos451 () earthlink net>
> Subject: You're a good man, Bill Maher!
> To: jg <janos451 () earthlink net>
> X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.50.4807.1700
>
> "Politically Incorrect" was in rare form Friday night - Republicans are
> making sure that detained terrorist suspects are not scrutinized for gun
> purchases because that would violate their Second Amendment rights even
> while they've been jailed for three months without charges (which may
> trample on those stupid, Democrat-type, sissy amendments); the Bush-Enron
> deal ($245 million in federal funds to one of the top GOP contributors, a
> company headed by Bush's close friend) - "and you people were upset about
> Whitewater?!" - and  now I discovered Bill's Private Stock on his home site,
> stuff that doesn't make it to the show -
>
> Mariah Carey has suffered a relapse of her "breakdown". On the upside, she
> said seeing Anne Heche on Barbara Walters made her feel much less crazy
>
> Mad cow disease has reached Japan. The great thing about Japanese mad cow
> disease is that you get it right there at your table.
>
> Hasbro is introducing a Hispanic G.I. Joe. Not to be outdone Mattel is
> introducing "Barbie's Malibu Gardener."
>
> Jaguar recalled 3,500 cars today. But Jaguar is quick to point out that the
> problem is strictly with emissions and has nothing to do with the vehicle's
> main function-- getting bald middle-aged guys laid.
>
> Starbucks celebrated its 30th anniversary today. And to commemorate the
> festivities, the aloof chick with the nose ring behind the counter half
> smiled.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Janos Gereben/SF
> janos451 () earthlink net

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