IP: Print media explained

[Dave Farber <farber () cis upenn edu>]

> Reply-To: <kgb () kgb com>
> From: "Kevin G. Barkes" <kgb () kgb com>
> To: <farber () cis upenn edu>
>
> 1.  The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the
> country.
>
> 2.  The New York Times is read by people who think they run the
> country.
>
> 3.  The Washington Post is read by people who think they ought to
> run the country.
>
> 4.  USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the
> country but don't understand the Washington Post.
>
> 5.  The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind
> running the country, if they could spare the time.
>
> 6.  The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run
> the country.
>
> 7.  The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure
> who's running the country.
>
> 8.  The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's
> running the country, as long as they do something scandalous.
>
> 9.  The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure
> there is a country, or that anyone is running it.
>
> 10.  The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another
> country.
>
> ===
>
> Regards,
>
> KGB
>
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